Atomic Box wishes to thank everyone who showed up for our latest
experiment. We're happy to announce that it was a complete success: On
June 15 of this year, 140,003 free-floating psychospectral particles were
harnessed for their rather unique energy signatures. Attempts to utilize
the energy have already begun. On a side note, Atomic Box and the
ARC would like to remind citizens that burning skies, discorporating
matter, and the spontaneous generation of black holes are all common for
the late-June, early-July season. Like allergies. There is no cause for alarm.